is the best friend ever
its okay, he was crying because he's stubbed his...
think my dad is crying. think its from pain but...
Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
no one has ever felt this way before, surely?
omfg just did a balloon and it was just fucking...
hi steve. im confused why is this happening.
for cat lovers :3
wereallgoingto-die: ladymarble: The cat you just called fat? It eats too much food. The cat you just called ugly? She got in a fight when she was a kitten. The cat you just tripped? It has three legs. See that cat with the ugly scars? It was attacked by a squirrel. That cat you just made fun of for crying? Its owner died. Put this as your status if you’re against cat abuse. I bet 95 % of you...
Lady Gaga called Adele fat, Excuse me but what...
my N2O came and my dispenser! just tried one to make sure it doesnt kill you, and it doesnt, so i shall be selling it at parties! hurray for profit!